UPDATE: According to emeraldgreengirl, Kenny does have all his man-parts and a butthole. I’m still unclear on the mechanics, but at least part of the mystery has been solved.
I was watching Jerry Springer this afternoon, and I guess it’s been a while since I have watched it, but in addition to a huge scale (akin to those used in the Salem witch trials), a puppet stage, and a crowd that chants every thirty seconds, there is now Kenny Easterday, someone who has a rare disability known as sacral agenesis.
He doesn’t add much to the show (not that anything really could)– he hangs out on camera while the guest yammers on about how he works at a chicken plant as a hanger (the guy who strings the chicken up before slitting its throat), how he loves the Cars and fucked his best friend’s girl while his friend was in jail.
It’s distracting at least and at most disturbing, but seeing someone with such a physique raises some obvious questions. Thanks to Yahoo! Answers, I have undeniable evidence about his condition. Both BluntForceTrauma and I are wondering: does Kenny Easterday of the Jerry Springer show have a penis?
After all, his body is cut off so high I wonder what all he is missing besides just legs. Does he have a butt?
A father of two, Kenny is working with something somehow. Debates have ensued across the Internet and many a theory posited, but so far I have not found a definitive answer to my question that quells my morbid curiosity.
While relegated to pariah TV these days, Easterday is dear to some folks due to a movie he made 20 years ago called the Kid Brother where he plays a fictionalized version of himself. I know what I’m adding to my Netflix queue next.