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February 11, 2000

Well, the operation on my computer failed. If I remember correctly, my computer had a cyst in the back of its processor. It used to complain of terrible pain, and so I took it to the specialist in Butte, Montana, and he told me that it needed a vacation; so I let it go down to Tijuana for a few days, just to get away from it all. When it came back, it was sick from the tainted water, and there was something else awry. I couldn’t quite place it then, but now I know what it is; my computer has gonorrhea.