Category: Other Words

One time, I went to the store, and they gave me a bootleg mashed potato. After I left the zoo, the potato and I went up to Inspiration Point in his ’76 Camaro. I really wasn’t sure what was going to happen up there, but I was getting worried. He edged up to the cliff, and I was envisioning a Thelma and Louiseesque bound over the cliff; but I couldn’t be so lucky. The potato put on the Barry White and needless to say, three weeks later a package, postage due, arrived on my doorstep. Inside were 45 French fries and a note from Spuderick. He told me that he couldn’t raise these fries and he needed my help. Seeing no other option, I fired up the deep fryer and had me some homestyles. Is that cannibalism?

This is kind of strange; I don’t normally update Nothing in General on time. I am very impressed with myself. Right now, I am listening to Bassbin Twins, and I am about to start reading some AP Econ. For all those considering AP classes in the future- don’t take AP Econ-anything. They suck. I took AP Macroeconomics last year, and I nearly died of boredom. The only thing different this year is that I have already been accepted to the school of my choice, and all I am doing now is running down the clock until I am free from the clutched of state required education.

Well, after a few days of no school, we finally went back today. It was alright, except I think I am getting really sick. Also, I have made a decision. I am going to drink water at all meals, and juice in between them. I am trying to get healthier.

As I am sure you all know, tomorrow is the last day of the millennium. That’s a pretty scary thought, isn’t it? We can only wonder what the future has in store for us.

Well, here I am at work, a couple of days after Christmas, listening to Armand van Helden, and trying to figure out what I should with Gekko. Bret and I are in the middle of rebuilding it, and hopefully, it will become incredible.