The other day I was thinking about the quirks and idiosyncrasies of the English language, and I think that I have discovered one of the most versatile words; “Fucking.” Think about it- it can serve as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb.
- Fucking as a noun- Fucking daily is not only a fun way but also an efficient method to melt those unsightly pounds and inches.
- Fucking as a verb- Gerald is fucking the village whore.
- Fucking as an adjective- I have no fucking idea whose that is.
- Fucking as an adverb- I have a fucking huge zit on my butt.
I hope this had been enlightening, and I apologize to any I may have offended, and I also realize that I am probably not the first person to make such an observation.