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1995-2000 Other Words

March 1, 2000

I neglected to update Nothing in General until Wednesday, much to my chagrin. I really haven’t much else to say. I don’t have much of anything to say now, but I felt obligated to update this before the week ran out. Last night, I dreamt that Bret and I were having a race. The race started off alright, but then he saw a cop ahead, and so slowed down. I didn’t see the cop until it was too late, and he pulled me over. Fortunately, the cop was a great guy, and he and I ended up being good friends. What could this possibly mean?

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1995-2000 Poems

“The Seasons”

Airy wisps of dried grass
drift through the summer sky.
That sky:
a magnificent purple hue,
“purple sky at night,
sailor’s delight.”
I love that saying.
I remember boyhood,
watching the sky go
from dusk ’til dawn.
I’d take note of all the hues.
I’d try to count the millions of stars.
I’d try to be a man on the moon.
That moon-
an imperfect orb of yellow and white
kissed by craters and marred by shadows,
Earth’s little wonder.
I wish I was Neil Armstrong.

Shriveled husks and dying leaves
float through autumn’s air.
That air-
the crisp, frozen breaths of wind.
Blowing through the hills and cliffs
shifting the limbs and branches.
Leaves crunching under foot,
Making that fragile crackling,
followed closely by tiny snaps
and finished with the thud of my sneakers.
All trivial, yet vital sounds.
Those sounds-
the gentle crackle and popping of fires,
wind whistling through the fields.
the tapping of the trees’ branches on my window.

The air and ground both frozen
the icy grasp of winter’s hands
those hands
a terrible force of nature
clawing at the weak
pulling them down
greys and whites combine at all sides
coming together, blurring my vision
the wintry breath comes quick now
chilling all those who dare tread
out of doors under the snowy sun
that sun
an oasis in the bleak sky
beckoning the weariest of travelers
i wish i had waxy wings
to carry me up there
IV.
after the bitter elder of winter passes
the child of Spring brings its precious rains
those rains
sweet to taste
warm to feel
fertile in their aire
after the skies get flooded and stuffed
the great star arrives and dries the ground
and the children of Man find Nature again
dancing in the warmth of the rays
feeling the freedom of the animals
those animals
beasts and treasures to behold
held in your hand, some to fear
Man’s partner’s on Earth
V.
After the Child of Spring
grows and ripens back into Summer,
the woman of Autumn comes to clear
Earth for the spite and embrace of Winter.
Just like Man, our seasons age and mature,
Just like Man, our seasons are fragile infants,
Just like Man, our seasons are embittered forces
Just like Man, our seasons die to give way to the young.

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February 24, 2000

Well, no one feels comfortable simply calling me “Authority.” I can’t be sure, but I think it’s because they would rather not concede my superior intellect, physical prowess, or substantial good looks. They would rather continue with the lie and call me Michael, rather than my desired moniker. Oh well, life goes on, I suppose. Maybe I can think of another good name for myself and see how people react. Most any name I give myself is incredibly fitting, so it shouldn’t matter what it is. I was thinking something catchy like Superman. It’s just a thought, though.

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February 21, 2000

When I get older, I am changing my name to Authority. No last name, just Authority. That way, when people ask “On whose authority are you doing this?” I can honestly answer, “Mine.” In addition to changing my name to Authority, I plan to get a theory or principle named after me. Sort of like Akum’s Razor, except mine would be called Authority’s Toothbrush (I would have already changed my name to Authority come time for me to develop the Toothbrush theory). What exactly the theorem will entail, I don’t know yet. I was thinking about why do they make toothbrushes with hard bristles if dentist’s don’t recommend them? Or whatever happened to those little orange pick things on the bottom of some Oral-B toothbrushes? Did they realize no one ever used them, or have they been replaced by something a little bit more safe, namely floss?

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February 20, 2000

Well, tomorrow is President’s Day. I don’t know for sure, but I might be getting that new bicycle from the Great Presidents of the Past. See, in my family, we have a celebration similar to Christmas on President’s Day; instead of Santa Claus, the Great Presidents of the Past bring opulent and lavish gifts. The posthumous deliverer of the gifts changes every year; last year, it was Lyndon Johnson. It’s always a surprise who will come. The only way you know who brought you the presents is by the 8 x 10 glossy they leave for you. I remember when I was 8, Chester A. Arthur left me a Nintendo Entertainment System. I was the happiest lad in the world. I can’t wait for Flag Day, though; it’s the greatest holiday ever!