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February 20, 2000

Well, tomorrow is President’s Day. I don’t know for sure, but I might be getting that new bicycle from the Great Presidents of the Past. See, in my family, we have a celebration similar to Christmas on President’s Day; instead of Santa Claus, the Great Presidents of the Past bring opulent and lavish gifts. The posthumous deliverer of the gifts changes every year; last year, it was Lyndon Johnson. It’s always a surprise who will come. The only way you know who brought you the presents is by the 8 x 10 glossy they leave for you. I remember when I was 8, Chester A. Arthur left me a Nintendo Entertainment System. I was the happiest lad in the world. I can’t wait for Flag Day, though; it’s the greatest holiday ever!