I love reading my replies to old emails. If tomorrow I was stricken deaf and mute, email would be my preferred method of communication. I found these tasty little morsels I have written while sifting through the 18 months worth of old electronic communication I have on my computer:
“I have been most busy with work, and my new-found hobby, world domination. I am sure you have seen the multitudes of “Mikey Made This Happen” and “Obey Mikey and live, Disobey Mikey and perish instantly” billboards around your local town or prefecture.”
“…you have the week off from school, yet you’re cooped up in your apartment downloading “Bang Bus” shorts and eating Oreo’s by the pound.”
“Truth be told, I have been ruminating on the “panty/panties” dilemma for nearly two weeks now.”
“BE NICE TO ME. STOP GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BE A BITCH. “
“I guess that’s all I have to report. Oh, and I have started writing the SPACE WARS saga. How’s the site coming?”
“I have been using “crapulous” in my lexicon for nearly 14 hours already.”