Today is my birthday. No birthday kisses from anybody. Oh well, maybe next year.
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May 17, 1999
Well, I am writing this on Sunday, but I am acting like it’s Monday. Today, I watched the Talk Soup Weekend Wrap-Up for the third time this weekend. It’s fortunate that E! reruns that show ad infinitum, otherwise, somebody might miss it; and we can’t have that now, can we? Also, I watched Norm MacDonald do a stand-up routine, and I noticed that he can be powerfully unfunny, and you can never fully understand what he’s saying. It’s like he’s “Boomhauer” from King of the Hill, but instead of being from Texas, he’s from that place Norm MacDonald is from. Also, he kept mispronouncing the word “garage.” He kept saying “gar-aj'” as opposed to “ga-razh.'” In essence, not the funniest man alive. That honor has to go to Jon Stewart and his writers.
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May 12, 1999
I have an AP Calculus test tomorrow. I think I am going to cry. When do grown men cry? I read somewhere that they cry over their beer; I don’t drink beer. I drink Mountain Dew.
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May 10, 1999
Today, I was in the mood for Egg Nog. Unfortunately, I have another six months before I am likely to get any.
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May 9, 1999
Today I was watching the 25 Lamest videos of all-time and I had the distinct pleasure of watching Vanilla Ice dismantle the set. It was exhilerating. I figured I’d add something to the firs week, before it got lost in the depths of ‘archive-dom.’ Also, unlisted numbers greatly help in the effectiveness of prank phone calls. Bret, Steven, and myself found this out. One more thing- I really really like sandals. a lot. I also like sprinklers. And girls. And Mountain Dew. And a whole mess of other things that I can’t list here. (Sub sandwiches from Blimpie)…