I have an AP Calculus test tomorrow. I think I am going to cry. When do grown men cry? I read somewhere that they cry over their beer; I don’t drink beer. I drink Mountain Dew.
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May 9, 1999
Today I was watching the 25 Lamest videos of all-time and I had the distinct pleasure of watching Vanilla Ice dismantle the set. It was exhilerating. I figured I’d add something to the firs week, before it got lost in the depths of ‘archive-dom.’ Also, unlisted numbers greatly help in the effectiveness of prank phone calls. Bret, Steven, and myself found this out. One more thing- I really really like sandals. a lot. I also like sprinklers. And girls. And Mountain Dew. And a whole mess of other things that I can’t list here. (Sub sandwiches from Blimpie)…
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May 4, 1999
I thought that a hyper-caffeinated soda would be a good idea. I love Mountain Dew, so I figured the next logical step would be to make a soda with all the caffeine of coffee, but in a different flavor. Turns out, coffee is the best flavor for super-caffeine. Maybe one day, I will stop being a wuss and just dissolve a couple of No-Doz into my customary afternoon Dew. Better be careful though, too much caffeine will make your heart explode.