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May 4, 1999

I thought that a hyper-caffeinated soda would be a good idea. I love Mountain Dew, so I figured the next logical step would be to make a soda with all the caffeine of coffee, but in a different flavor. Turns out, coffee is the best flavor for super-caffeine. Maybe one day, I will stop being a wuss and just dissolve a couple of No-Doz into my customary afternoon Dew. Better be careful though, too much caffeine will make your heart explode.