Today, I was in the mood for Egg Nog. Unfortunately, I have another six months before I am likely to get any.
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Category: Corpus
Take a Proustian journey through my life vis-à-vis the words I have published to the Internet over the last four decades.
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May 9, 1999
Today I was watching the 25 Lamest videos of all-time and I had the distinct pleasure of watching Vanilla Ice dismantle the set. It was exhilerating. I figured I’d add something to the firs week, before it got lost in the depths of ‘archive-dom.’ Also, unlisted numbers greatly help in the effectiveness of prank phone calls. Bret, Steven, and myself found this out. One more thing- I really really like sandals. a lot. I also like sprinklers. And girls. And Mountain Dew. And a whole mess of other things that I can’t list here. (Sub sandwiches from Blimpie)…
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May 5, 1999
One time I went to restaurant with a friend of mine. As it turns out, it was her favorite restaurant, yet I did not enjoy the food at all. The company was great, but the food sucked. I was thinking about this today, and I realized that it might not have been the food. Maybe it was me. Earlier in the evening, we had seen The Waterboy. While there, an older gentleman “shushed” me. (I was making my signature humorously witty comments.) Now I believe that I was slightly miffed at the man at the meal. Maybe, instead of discussing my anger with the man himself, I took it out on the lasagne. Oh well.
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May 4, 1999
I thought that a hyper-caffeinated soda would be a good idea. I love Mountain Dew, so I figured the next logical step would be to make a soda with all the caffeine of coffee, but in a different flavor. Turns out, coffee is the best flavor for super-caffeine. Maybe one day, I will stop being a wuss and just dissolve a couple of No-Doz into my customary afternoon Dew. Better be careful though, too much caffeine will make your heart explode.
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May 3, 1999
The first installment of the new page comes from its creator, Michael. How come no one is surprised? Anywho, I was thinking about the future of television today, and I thought that HDTV was going to suck before it got cool. I don’t know how many people would agree with me, but that’s my thoughts on it. Also, I think that space is truly the final frontier.