Category: Corpus

Well, the operation on my computer failed. If I remember correctly, my computer had a cyst in the back of its processor. It used to complain of terrible pain, and so I took it to the specialist in Butte, Montana, and he told me that it needed a vacation; so I let it go down to Tijuana for a few days, just to get away from it all. When it came back, it was sick from the tainted water, and there was something else awry. I couldn’t quite place it then, but now I know what it is; my computer has gonorrhea.

As you all hopefully know, the Awards’ season is upon us… Shortly, we will find out who ges the most prestigous prize of sports, the ESPY, the greatest award of music, the Grammy, the finest in films, the Oscar, and now the most spectacular in cyber-stuff, the Webby…

Well folks, golfer weeks produced some cool pictures, but relatively few stories. We here at the gekko would like to wholeheartedly apologize. It’s just that, with Christmas and all… well, you know what happens…

Well, kids, here it is…. The best of gekko.org…. I can remember the day that Bret and I decided on the name gekko.org. I was so excited. Finally, he and I were going to escape the clutches of Geocities. We were going to be something. I remember when I sent the check to Internet Solutions I was so proud, and then, we were off.