Category: Other Words

One time I went to restaurant with a friend of mine. As it turns out, it was her favorite restaurant, yet I did not enjoy the food at all. The company was great, but the food sucked. I was thinking about this today, and I realized that it might not have been the food. Maybe it was me. Earlier in the evening, we had seen The Waterboy. While there, an older gentleman “shushed” me. (I was making my signature humorously witty comments.) Now I believe that I was slightly miffed at the man at the meal. Maybe, instead of discussing my anger with the man himself, I took it out on the lasagne. Oh well.

The first installment of the new page comes from its creator, Michael. How come no one is surprised? Anywho, I was thinking about the future of television today, and I thought that HDTV was going to suck before it got cool. I don’t know how many people would agree with me, but that’s my thoughts on it. Also, I think that space is truly the final frontier.

Well, the operation on my computer failed. If I remember correctly, my computer had a cyst in the back of its processor. It used to complain of terrible pain, and so I took it to the specialist in Butte, Montana, and he told me that it needed a vacation; so I let it go down to Tijuana for a few days, just to get away from it all. When it came back, it was sick from the tainted water, and there was something else awry. I couldn’t quite place it then, but now I know what it is; my computer has gonorrhea.

As you all hopefully know, the Awards’ season is upon us… Shortly, we will find out who ges the most prestigous prize of sports, the ESPY, the greatest award of music, the Grammy, the finest in films, the Oscar, and now the most spectacular in cyber-stuff, the Webby…